So it begins.. BATTLE!

Valcutio · Post by **Valcutio** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:18 am

There comes a time in every person's life when they have to sort out their priorities and choose the..

DOMINANT FOOD ON VAL'S LIST !!!

[stream]http://ffmusic.ffshrine.org/ff7midis/ff ... eactor.mid[/stream]

1. Poptarts - Winner for 2 seasons but can this tasty pastry stand up to the competition? Has age dulled the sweet sticky flavor of this crowd favorite?

2. Hot Pockets - A loser for the past 2 seasons but with new kinds and a growing audience, will this warm package have what it takes to de-thrown the champ?

3. Egos - A new contender this season with a mean logo. Lego my Ego bitches (or something like that). Can this untested veteran come into the arena and hope to survive?

Post by **Phorenn** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:34 pm

OH

MY

GOD

BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

opkier · Post by **opkier** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:03 pm

Eggos, clearly.

Toria · Post by **Toria** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:46 pm

Eggo's are definately the winner of this test of taste.

Rilrea · Post by **Rilrea** » Sat May 05, 2007 5:26 pm

Hot pockets

Anuy · Post by **Anuy** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:25 pm

While Poptarts are good, I personly only like cinimon, Hotpockits I like except for the fact when you nuke 2 of them at 3 mins they can still be cold in the center, where Eggos you can just throw in the toster and go back to playing wow or Gay Porn in Fervors case.

opkier · Post by **opkier** » Sun May 06, 2007 2:32 am

Not to mention with eggos, you can add really anything to em.

Maple syrup, straight sugar, jams, etc.

>.>

<.<

*runs off to the freezer*

Fervor · Post by **Fervor** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:14 am

I'm ashamed of you Val. My favorite breakfast is pancakes... or eggs... or your mom.

Valcutio · Post by **Valcutio** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:27 am

Fervor wrote:I'm ashamed of you Val. My favorite breakfast is pancakes... or eggs... or your mom.

Egos are clearly superior to pancakes so your gay comment has been cast aside.

Incase you are wondering.. poptarts owns everything and everyone.

Post by **Phorenn** » Sun May 06, 2007 2:20 pm

I've always had a love/hate relationship with waffles.

They taste good.... but when I try to spread butter on them, it gets stuck in all the pits! It's maddening! I mean what the fuck! Why make something that requires spreading butter around and then make it as difficult as possible to do it! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

So, that's why I voted for hot pockets. They come in different shapes and sizes with all different types of fillings. Whatever I'm craving, from ham and cheese, to pizza, to philly cheese, and to meatballs and marinara, hot pockets has what I want. Try new lean pockets too!

Anuy · Post by **Anuy** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:15 pm

Pho, you should Try melting the butter and just like turning the waffles on there sides and such... Makes spreading the butery goodness around.

Thoridan · Post by **Thoridan** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:39 pm

Ok val, i will excuse the fact that you used LEAN pockets for your image. Totally not the same thing as anyone who went shopping at 2 am and bought the wrong thing can tell you. But Hot pockets win because, im a big guy dammit, and i need something with substance (pepperoni is the only way to go). And if your shit is cold in the center buy a new microwave. or better yet, buy a toaster oven, thats the way the king of england eats his hot pockets.

Post by **Phorenn** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:22 am

Anuy...... that's a good idea.

opkier · Post by **opkier** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:06 pm

/bump

Yizzur · Post by **Yizzur** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:44 am

Poptarts. Without a doubt. As great as "eggos" are, they're not REAL waffles. They're round and have to be warmed up in a flippin' toaster. That is not right... though I still enjoy them.

Hot Pockets are good too, but when they're warmed up, they're either cold in the middle as someone stated or ridiculously hot and can't be eaten immediately.
I WILL NOT BE MOCKED BY FOOD!

Poptarts win, because they're pure sugar (Desert at breakfast is always nice), they can be heated OR cooled. Put that sucker in the freezer and hot summer days are suddenly a lil' easier to deal with. Poptarts all around baby. Don't deny their greatness.

Fusion

So it begins.. BATTLE!

Poptarts, Hot Pockets or Egos

So it begins.. BATTLE!