MEAT!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:21 pm
This is found while looking at old WoW forum posts while at work.. check this out this was awesome.. its about people blind inviting to guilds.. this is what happens.
Blind invites means the guild doesn't care how obnoxious they are, or how awful you are. On one of my alts I used to automatically accept blind guild invites and then immediately engage in something like the following -
UltraMage: Hey, you want to join a guild?
Ming: I like to collect meat. Is that a problem for your guild?
UltraMage: No. Whatever.
Ming: Okay.
Guild: Welcome!
Guild: welcome aboard
Guild: good to have you
Ming: Thanks for the invite.
Guild: welcome
Guild: Anyone doing scholo?
Ming: Just so we get off on the right foot, what is this guild's position on meat?
Guild: ???
Ming: Because I'm very meat oriented.
Guild: What do you mean by meat?
Guild: lol... you said meat...
Ming: This character is very meat oriented, I just want to make sure that isn't a problem.
Guild: ummmm huh?
Meat: I like to collect meat. All sorts of meat. My bank is full of meat.
Guild: oh. sure. not a problem.
Guild: that's not a skill you know. but cooking is. do you cook?
Guild: scholo? anyone? hello?
Ming: I just collect meat. All sorts of meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Guild: dude - caps = bad. please don't.
Ming: Sorry. Give me your meat!!! I'm very meat oriented.
Guild: Okay. We get it. you like to loot meat. no problem.
Ming: Does anyone else here have interesting meat? I just found this - [Coyote Meat]
Ming: I'd be interested in going on any raids where I can find interesting new meat.
Guild: This isn't a role playing guild if that's what you're asking.
Ming: I'm glad this guild doesn't have a problem with my meat orientation.
Ming: The last guild I was in seemed to have a problem with it.
Ming: It's just a hobby. I like to collect meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Ming: Sorry. caps = bad. Give me your meat!!!
Guild: Okay. Please stop with the meat chat. enough already.
Guild: dude it's fine just shut up a bit
Ming: I do not consider entrails to be meat. Also, clams are meat. IMHO.
Ming: Sorry. caps = bad. imho
Ming: I wish I had more bank space. I'm running our of room for my meat.
Ming: Do you think Blizzard will ever add skills related to collecting meat?
Ming: With all the meat opportunities in the game I'm surprised they don't have more meat skills.
Ming: I would certainly like to develop some meat skill.
Guild: PLEASE STOP
Guild: Yeah. role play or whatever is fine. just not so much okay?
Guild: need 1 more for scholo
Ming: Less meat talk. Got it.
Guild: thank you
Ming: So show me your meat. Anything interesting?
Guild: wtf?
Ming: I'm currently trying to get [Thunder Lizard Tail]. That's some nice meat I'll bet.
Guild: Hey Ming - [Mystery Meat]
Ming: YES!!!! That some cool meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Guild: lord. don't encourage him.....
Ming: Sorry. cap = bad. Give me your meat!!!
Ming: I've was asking in IF about a meat oriented guild. But no one seems to be doing that.
Ming: Which seems a shame with all the meat in this game.
Guild: Anyone need [deeprock salt]?
Ming: So if anyone has any interesting meat, please let me know. I like to collect meat.
Guild: We get it. Please stop spamming.
Ming: Spam isn't meat. But is there spam in the game? I don't think so.
Ming: Still, since I'm meat oriented, I'd like to know.
Ming: Why don't people sell meat in the auction house?
Ming: And I've been told Molten Core doesn't have meat. That's odd.
Guild: Would you f'ing shut up please!!!!!
Guild: Ming. Stop it. Please.
Ming: I don't understand. I was very clear about being meat oriented.
Ming: I was told my meat quest wouldn't be a problem.
Guild: just stop spamming guild chat.
Ming: Meat is a problem? I like meat and that's a problem?
Ming: I just want a guild that will help my on my quest for meat.
Ming: Please do not be upset over my meat orientation.
Ming: I collect meat. That's all. I really like to find interesting meat.
You have been kicked from the guild
Blind invites means the guild doesn't care how obnoxious they are, or how awful you are. On one of my alts I used to automatically accept blind guild invites and then immediately engage in something like the following -
UltraMage: Hey, you want to join a guild?
Ming: I like to collect meat. Is that a problem for your guild?
UltraMage: No. Whatever.
Ming: Okay.
Guild: Welcome!
Guild: welcome aboard
Guild: good to have you
Ming: Thanks for the invite.
Guild: welcome
Guild: Anyone doing scholo?
Ming: Just so we get off on the right foot, what is this guild's position on meat?
Guild: ???
Ming: Because I'm very meat oriented.
Guild: What do you mean by meat?
Guild: lol... you said meat...
Ming: This character is very meat oriented, I just want to make sure that isn't a problem.
Guild: ummmm huh?
Meat: I like to collect meat. All sorts of meat. My bank is full of meat.
Guild: oh. sure. not a problem.
Guild: that's not a skill you know. but cooking is. do you cook?
Guild: scholo? anyone? hello?
Ming: I just collect meat. All sorts of meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Guild: dude - caps = bad. please don't.
Ming: Sorry. Give me your meat!!! I'm very meat oriented.
Guild: Okay. We get it. you like to loot meat. no problem.
Ming: Does anyone else here have interesting meat? I just found this - [Coyote Meat]
Ming: I'd be interested in going on any raids where I can find interesting new meat.
Guild: This isn't a role playing guild if that's what you're asking.
Ming: I'm glad this guild doesn't have a problem with my meat orientation.
Ming: The last guild I was in seemed to have a problem with it.
Ming: It's just a hobby. I like to collect meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Ming: Sorry. caps = bad. Give me your meat!!!
Guild: Okay. Please stop with the meat chat. enough already.
Guild: dude it's fine just shut up a bit
Ming: I do not consider entrails to be meat. Also, clams are meat. IMHO.
Ming: Sorry. caps = bad. imho
Ming: I wish I had more bank space. I'm running our of room for my meat.
Ming: Do you think Blizzard will ever add skills related to collecting meat?
Ming: With all the meat opportunities in the game I'm surprised they don't have more meat skills.
Ming: I would certainly like to develop some meat skill.
Guild: PLEASE STOP
Guild: Yeah. role play or whatever is fine. just not so much okay?
Guild: need 1 more for scholo
Ming: Less meat talk. Got it.
Guild: thank you
Ming: So show me your meat. Anything interesting?
Guild: wtf?
Ming: I'm currently trying to get [Thunder Lizard Tail]. That's some nice meat I'll bet.
Guild: Hey Ming - [Mystery Meat]
Ming: YES!!!! That some cool meat. GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!!!!
Guild: lord. don't encourage him.....
Ming: Sorry. cap = bad. Give me your meat!!!
Ming: I've was asking in IF about a meat oriented guild. But no one seems to be doing that.
Ming: Which seems a shame with all the meat in this game.
Guild: Anyone need [deeprock salt]?
Ming: So if anyone has any interesting meat, please let me know. I like to collect meat.
Guild: We get it. Please stop spamming.
Ming: Spam isn't meat. But is there spam in the game? I don't think so.
Ming: Still, since I'm meat oriented, I'd like to know.
Ming: Why don't people sell meat in the auction house?
Ming: And I've been told Molten Core doesn't have meat. That's odd.
Guild: Would you f'ing shut up please!!!!!
Guild: Ming. Stop it. Please.
Ming: I don't understand. I was very clear about being meat oriented.
Ming: I was told my meat quest wouldn't be a problem.
Guild: just stop spamming guild chat.
Ming: Meat is a problem? I like meat and that's a problem?
Ming: I just want a guild that will help my on my quest for meat.
Ming: Please do not be upset over my meat orientation.
Ming: I collect meat. That's all. I really like to find interesting meat.
You have been kicked from the guild