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Oh Val!! I found something you might like..../ find useful

Post by Anuy » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:04 pm

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Post by Phorenn » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:56 am

..... I messed myself
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Post by Valcutio » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:18 am

That was one of the sexiest things I have ever seen. Why have I not seen this before?

On a side note, I once went out with a chick who had a HUGE tongue (she couldn't work it like this chick though). I mean her tongue was long enough to touch the tip of her nose (same chick who acted like she had an orgasm when she was eating cheesecake if you remember that story).. anyways.. she ate a green slushy-like drink and it turned her tongue almost completely green. We went to one of the bigger theme parks in the area and went on this huge rollercoaster and it took a picture when we were at the top of the ramp. She stuck out her tongue all the way and I swear to God it made her look like a fucking frog. Between that and the cheesecake thing, we never went out again.

But seriously, this chick can work her tongue like a ballerina. 8.5/10 on the sexah meter. Awesome find Nuy!
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Post by Phorenn » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:43 pm

Ok stop. You've told me that story before. In fact, that first sentence, "I once went out..." seems extremely familiar.
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Post by Valcutio » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:43 pm

Yeah, I knew I told you that story before. Sorry if I don't have fifty stories about girls with super long tongues.. just knew the one. Not everyone can be like your sister.
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Post by Phorenn » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:04 pm

Or your mother
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